real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
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SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Green mimosas i think yes
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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