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well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
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She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
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When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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