It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it was like eating out sand paper
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
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I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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