bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
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I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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