I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
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I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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