Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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