My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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