um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
there is puke in my bra ... again
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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