why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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