Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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