It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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