I hate all girls vehemently.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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