listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
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I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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