the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think people are normalizing furries
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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