I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
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Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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