It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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