I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
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He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
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I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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