I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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