so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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