I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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