A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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