put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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