She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
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my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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