so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
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