Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
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I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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