I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
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there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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