Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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