walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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