just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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