Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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