It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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