Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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