her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
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Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
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I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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