So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
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