I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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It's a good cause. For your vagina.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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