hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm too high and old for this...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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