I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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