thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
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I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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