Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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