I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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