The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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