By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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