Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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