I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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