Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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