I can't watch pbs sober anymore
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
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all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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