woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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