I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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