I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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