Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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