My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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